One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
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Melvin Helitzer
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Yogi Berra
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny
I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.
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Art Buchwald
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.
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Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Marlon Brando
There's a line in the picture where he (Johnny - The Wild One) snarls, 'Nobody tells me what to do.' That's exactly how I've felt all my life.
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talking about him ain't listening.
If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me I've got to get out.
I thank you for not snoring.
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.
